“So, you want to be immortal? Have a kid, sure. Climb a mountain. Create a masterpiece. Cure herpes. Or, go write a book.” May 1, 2026
“The house has a full second kitchen you can use for preparing meals and keep your regular kitchen clean.” January 23, 2026
Great Moments in Punk: Kosher Kinsella calls cops "So, did you drove or did you flew?" September 19, 2025
“I was on the team that played against Donald Trump several times…along with my friends Hillary, Joe and Kamala.” July 4, 2025
